Jokes, and other Fun sfutff

Music: A complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience.

A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I think I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both.

Audition Selection

Not in the New Groove Dictionary

Actual Instructions to Orchestras

A Devil's Dictionary for Musicians

Cowboy Musicians

Expanded Musical Lexicon

Famous Musician Quotes

Musicians Jokes

Player's Guide for keeping Conductors in-line

Recipe - How to Cook a Conductor

Substitute Conductor

Three Notes walk into a Bar...

Twas the Night before Kopprasch

We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer,
but he lost one and became a conductor

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